What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.