Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
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