Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
Why did the pianist quit playing the piano?
Bad Bach.
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.