Give me some pigskin
Case in punt
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
We’re calling your number.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Football is one habit I will never kick
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Having a ball
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
We’ll have a ball.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I like your tight end
The calm before the score
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
All punts are highly intended
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!