What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
The goal nine yards
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
I feel tail great!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Join us for plenty of play action.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Football is one habit I will never kick
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
No intentional frowning is allowed here.