Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.