Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
By the seat of one’s punt
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
We’ll have a ball.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.