[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
The huddle is real
Having a ball
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
All punts are highly intended
By the seat of one’s punt