We’re calling your number.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.