[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I feel tail great!
Case in punt
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Calm before the score
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.