I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.