Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You are the square to my root.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You have one compact set.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!