I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.