I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I’m soy into you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.