On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I really caribou-t you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I really caribou-t you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.