I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I less than three you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You are one well-defined function!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.