Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're just my cup of tea!
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
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