Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.