I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.