God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.