I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.