Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?