Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I've only got three months to live.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Someone said you were looking for me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you a model?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?