Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Baby, you rock my world!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.