If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Your name is insert name here?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.