What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I could never Passover you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!