How to pick someone up with a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to give you a kiss.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Knock knock!
Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?
Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.