I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I love all of your stratified layers!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Baby, you rock my world!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.