“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson