"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen