“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill