“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette