“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty