“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis