“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous