“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card