There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You are so right. And I am so left.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We should make like your parents and split.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I think we need to become better strangers.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.