Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"It's not me, it's you!"
We're donion rings.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!