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. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
What did the boy without hands get for his birthday?
Nobody knows, he hasn't got the package open yet.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
A man visits a televangelist and asks him to help him with his hearing. The televangelist grabs his heads and violently shakes it back and forth for several minutes, screaming and shouting. After the violent gesture ends the televangelist looks at him and says, “How is your hearing?”

The man replies, “I don’t know yet. It’s not until next Monday at 12:00.”
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.