Wing Jokes

I have no idea what I'm doing with eyeliner
To be honest, I just wing it.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
My ambition, said old Mr. King,
Is to live as a bird on the wing.
Then he climbed up a steeple,
Which scared all the people,
So they caged him and taught him to sing.
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
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