Wing Jokes

Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
My ambition, said old Mr. King,
Is to live as a bird on the wing.
Then he climbed up a steeple,
Which scared all the people,
So they caged him and taught him to sing.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
I have no idea what I'm doing with eyeliner
To be honest, I just wing it.
"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
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