Wing Jokes

My ambition, said old Mr. King,
Is to live as a bird on the wing.
Then he climbed up a steeple,
Which scared all the people,
So they caged him and taught him to sing.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
I have no idea what I'm doing with eyeliner
To be honest, I just wing it.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
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