Trying

I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
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