Trying

I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Saw my dad outside with a tv antenna on his head
When I asked him why, he said he was trying to get more in tune with nature.
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
George Carlin
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.