Trick Jokes

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
“People teach their dog to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”—Mitch Hedberg
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
One trick peony.
There’s no trick in these pants.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Do you want to see a magic trick? I can make five inches disappear.
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