A man once told Brian, "You are so tall you can just touch the stars". He replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you"..
Once, Jonas told me, "You are so tall that you can touch the top of the building". I said, "I am 'short' of time right now. Go and bother someone else".
"You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane".
"Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once".
Joey's friend advised him not to take the bus as his tall person head would touch the bus roof. Joey replied, "That's really insensitive. I use the term vertically inclined".
There's a frog who has a unique kink: He falls in love with human girls.
Of course, no human girl will touch him. Desperate, he goes to a psychic.
The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."
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