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Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow the top of your hat off.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
There once was a man from Cape Horn,
who wished he never was born.
And he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
that the top of the rubber was torn.