“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Polish Proverb
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
These book puns have tickled your spine.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.