These Jokes

Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

- Andy Richter.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “I’m confused,” I’d be thinking “where the heck did all these nickels come from?”
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