These Jokes

There’s no trick in these pants. Copy This.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
There’s no trick in these pants.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

- Andy Richter.
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “I’m confused,” I’d be thinking “where the heck did all these nickels come from?”
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