Telling Jokes

I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
โ€œThatโ€™s un-peel-ievalbe!โ€
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
New Roman.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies"
I replied, "Tell him he's very good at it as well. I don't have any kids."
Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
All they hear is groans.
โ€œLove is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.โ€ - Natasha Leggero
I canโ€™t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that sheโ€™s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Itโ€™s your birthday, I know
But I couldnโ€™t care less
Where is the cake, thatโ€™s the part I love best?
I understand itโ€™s your birthday
But I am telling you now
If the cake doesnโ€™t come soon
Iโ€™m throwing in the towel
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
My car keeps telling me my door is ajar. It's not a jar you idiot it's a door.
Why are acorns bad at telling jokes? Because they tend to be acorn-y.
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