Supposed Jokes

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Today I learned that the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug?
How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
I was supposed to play the trumpet
But I blew it.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.
Are you sure you’re supposed to be in coach? Because you have a first-class seat, baby.
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
Was it supposed to rain today?
‘Cause it looks like there’s a 100% chance of you getting wet.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor.
But I just didn’t have the patience.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
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