On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?” “That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.” After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back. "What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks. "I'm a turtle" said the man. "How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host. "Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."