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Supposed

Doctor Puns
Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor.
But I just didn’t have the patience.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.
Dirty Short Jokes
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.
"What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks.
"I'm a turtle" said the man.
"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host.
"Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."
Puns
Today I learned that the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
Jokes For Women
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Math Puns
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Dragon Jokes
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug?
How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Blond Jokes
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
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