Support Jokes

What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
One day, I looked to my spine and said
Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
I would never armadillo.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
OUR Problem A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says. "It's . . . nothing," he says. "I can't burden you with my problems. It wouldn't be fair." "Your problems?" the wife says. "We are partners. We face everything together. Your problem is my problem. There is no I, just we. Now please, tell me, what is it?" "Well," he says, looking up at her glumly. "we got our secretary pregnant and now she's suing us for support."
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
I use to support higher spending on education. But then I learned a harsh truth. No matter how smart we we make children,
50% of them will still be below average.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
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