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Study Jokes

Tree Puns
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Language Pick Up Lines
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Literary Pick Up Lines
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
โ€• Victor Hugo, Les Misรฉrables
Flower Puns
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Poop Puns
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Sun Puns
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Bat Puns
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Nuts Puns
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
History Puns
What's a snake's favorite subject to study in school? Hisssstory.
Gorilla Puns
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Crow Puns
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Blood Puns
I took a blood test today
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
Quotes
โ€œI saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.โ€
Jerry Seinfeld
Space Puns
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
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