Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why did the American student spend his year in European brothels?
To study a broad.
Dustin and Jane (both blonds) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
What is the study of real estate? Homology
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What do flowers study in college?
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
"You'll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool."

Now I'm old; the damage is done.
How I wish I'd listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I'd study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I'd spent more time in the school hall.

(By John P. Read )
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld