Study Jokes

How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I took a blood test today
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What's a snake's favorite subject to study in school? Hisssstory.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
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