Starting Jokes

Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
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