What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!" Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."