Square Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Why can’t a tile walk very well?
He has square feet.
Dad: “Son, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: “Four shore!”
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
I put my root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
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