Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
It's not Hard.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What garment are you most likely to spot a house in?
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