Spell

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What does the witch do on her birthday?
She spellabrates.
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
How do you spell banana? E, V, I, L. Do banana's drink coke or pepsi? Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
What do you get when you spell gibberish backwards?
Gibberish.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
The Prince's Curse
The Prince's Curse A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Why are men sexier than women? You can't spell sexy without xy.