South

What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Its easier than walking!
What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? Urgent Tina
There was this baker from South Carolina
Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina
The cakes she would glaze
In an orgasmic haze
And her screams they would rattle the china.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
There was an Old Man of the South,
Who had an immederate mouth;
But in swallowing a dish,
That was quite full of fish,
He was choked, that Old Man of the South.
There once was a fellow named Abe
And today is the day he was slayed
John Wilkes Booth took his life
As he sat with his wife
Who was visibly shocked and dismayed

In Kentucky Abe Lincoln was born
A State that would later be torn
When a war was declared
And a nation prepared
For a lot of dead soldiers to mourn

He moved the Hoosier State
Where they always have corn on their plate
In the law he was trained
Much respect he attained
Winning many a rousing debate

In The Senate he later would serve
With copious gusto and verve
Then The White House he sought
Which he won by a lot
But many down south were unnerved

As President, Lincoln decided
That the law of the land was misguided
And that slaves should be freed
But the south disagreed
And the country was badly divided

What ensued was a horrible war
Full of death and destruction galore
The battles were heated
The south was defeated
But one aimed to settle the score

Now one hundred and forty-nine years
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!