Slide Jokes

“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
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