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Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Whatโ€™s the name of the gardenerโ€™s favorite show? Lawn and order.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
Australians usually boo meringue.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole timeโ€ฆ
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Is your name Alice? โ€˜cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
Why couldnโ€™t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to โ€œtang-o.โ€
After I show a peach the way, it says: โ€œI really ap-peach-iate your help!โ€
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Hey girl, Iโ€™m not just going to show you the world, Iโ€™ll show you the universe.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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