Shaped Jokes

I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
My friend has an excellent nose for wine...
It's shaped like a corkscrew!
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
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