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Shaped Jokes

Utensils Puns
My friend has an excellent nose for wine...
It's shaped like a corkscrew!
Dragon Puns
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Cookie Puns
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Dragon Jokes
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Heart Puns
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
Pot Puns
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
Oral Hygiene Puns
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
Egg Puns
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Seal Puns
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
Valentines Day Puns
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Phone Puns
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Cactus Puns
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
Storm Puns
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
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