How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 am?", said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture.", the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?", the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
I’m totally in shape. Round is a shape.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!