How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 am?", said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture.", the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?", the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
I’m totally in shape. Round is a shape.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.