Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
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